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There have been substantiated reports of several missing fishes filed from the beginning of February through April. All fish are advised to stay at home and be especially wary of free food. Scientist have concluded that this phenomenon may be abductions by two legged aliens in floating saucers. They have not figured just how the abductions occur but they believe it has something to do with a "lucky hat" found at the scene of a recent homicide. This hat has been seen near the areas where the alleged disappearances have occured. There are also unsubstantiated reports of fish refusing to swim because they are paralyzed with fear. Fish of Guantanamo Bay are encouraged to know several large members of the species have escaped by the use of brute force. This method of escape is being investigated but is not considered viable because the aliens seem to have compensated and are abducting members of the fish race with renewed vigor in April. For the sake of your life all fish beware of the lucky hat...